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Old 02-25-08, 06:45 PM   #3
Foghladh_mhara
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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet
I was in New Orleans, LA on a weekend beer and booby bender.

Anyhow there was a couple of ladies in lacey outfits out in the street greeting guys asking them to come into the club and spend their dollar bills.

for the life of me i couldnt figure out what was "odd" about this particular chick standing there in her little nitey so i struck up a conversation while we were in line to get in.

Suddenly as we neared the door, a friend of mine ahead of me in line shouted

"WHAT THE HELL!? LETS GET THE @&^$ OUT OF HERE!!! RUN!!!"

come to find out what was so "odd" about "Lola" and her friends is that they were all men impersonating women, (quite well i might add), we spent the next 3 hours in a good all female house of ill repute to make up for the error of our ways.

and thats my "what the hell moment"
But what would you have done if your mate hadn't cried 'Alarm'?

Reminds me of that TV show 'Theres something about Miriam' a couple of years back. Turns out the lady was a dude but a fine looking one at that. Showed the picture to my impressionable young assistant at work and asked him if he would bring her out for a drink or two. He was very interested. I then revealed her original gender and he was adamant that he had no I attraction what so ever. Ignorance of the law is a defence
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