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Originally Posted by Blacklight
Hello Steed. My name is Blacklight and I am the deposed president of Blacklightia. I wish to hide my family's fortune of (looks at bank account) Five Dollars in your bank account until I am able to escape my country and reclaim it. By the way, I also see in my reccords that you won the Blacklightia lottery and stand to win a sum of.. *pulls out calculator* A sum of ONE US Dollar (Blacklightia is a very impoverished nation as you can tell). Also, I see that the Blacklightia mayor who was a distant reletive of yours has recently died in a horrible accident involving vacume cleaner and a large turkey. I see by our reccords that you are the sole beneficiary of his estate. To claim your turkey, please respond to this email. For only a small bank fee of 15 million US dollars, we can release everything to you in short order !
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wow, you got $5? yer rich