I suggest: a lot of for letter words, steel-toed boots, 40 7.62x39 rounds, and one SKS or Ak-47.
I had wordperfect crash on me, just as I finished a major term paper.
I about had a nervous breakdown from anger, fortunately I knew somebody that knew wordperfect well and was able to recover it. (I didn't know there was a recovery feature) But for about 2 hours, I was about ready to throw that computer out the window.
I feel your pain.