"Meh, all I wanted was to come alongside to borrow a cup of sugar for the christmas cake, but that Irishman was probably stinking drunk, it being Christmas Eve, and tried to plow all 12000 GRT of his tanker into my poor little uboat, so I did the only thing that sprung to mind, sink it, but thoroughly
then his 3 buddies had to go too of course, them being ever so slightly upset, and what with the wrath of the Irish and such..."
wait, did I say that out loud?
