Bit of a lame excuse to get insurance, though.
"I want insurance. I know - I'll blow myself up!" WHY, I ask you?!
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And so the torpedo went 'tick-tock-BOOM!'
The captain asked one of the crew: "Why is there a hole in OUR sub?!"
To which the crewman replied "I put the torpedo in the wrong way round!"
BTW, if anyone's interested in meh fanfic 'Paper Mario - What REALLY Happened', look up 'Paper Mario Story' on http://thebunnyhunter.deviantart.com
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