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Radtgaeb · 02-01-08, 10:23 PM

So this baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?
-A basketball coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
-A quarterback
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 black guys?
-A warden.
(I'm not a racist, I swear! I just repeat the jokes I hear!)
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A man is in court and begins yelling at the judge about what a hard life he has had. The judge looks at him and says "Kid, I deal with the scum of the Earth all day; and then: I have to listen to their clients as well!" (Coming from someone with plans to go into law, nonetheless).
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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher all go camping in the woods one day. They all bet each other that they can convert a bear to their respective religions within a week, then go out into the wilderness. A week later they meet together again, except the rabbi has a cast on and several bruises and scars.
"Well, I did wonders on my bear! He's being confirmed this Sunday!" the priest said.
"My bear was in tears from the sermon I gave!" said the preacher.
The two looked at the rabbi, and after deducing that he had failed, asked what happened. He replied "Okay, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
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A priest, rabbi, and preacher are fishing one day, and the priest decides to go get a Coke, but instead of rowing the boat to the shore, he gets out and walks across the water to the cooler. The preacher decides to go get a Coke too and copies the miracle performed by the priest. Astonished, the rabbi exclaims "This I must try!!" and gets out and falls into the lake. The priest and preacher look at each other and the priest says "Perhaps we should have told him about the rocks?"
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
-None, it should be open when she brings it to him.
Wanna hear a great joke?
-Womens' sports!

02-01-08, 10:23 PM	#12
Radtgaeb Frogman Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Muncie, IN Posts: 300 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	So this baby seal walks into a club... ------------------------------------------- What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? -A basketball coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? -A quarterback What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 black guys? -A warden. (I'm not a racist, I swear! I just repeat the jokes I hear!) -------------------------------------------------------- A man is in court and begins yelling at the judge about what a hard life he has had. The judge looks at him and says "Kid, I deal with the scum of the Earth all day; and then: I have to listen to their clients as well!" (Coming from someone with plans to go into law, nonetheless). --------------------------------------------------------------- A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher all go camping in the woods one day. They all bet each other that they can convert a bear to their respective religions within a week, then go out into the wilderness. A week later they meet together again, except the rabbi has a cast on and several bruises and scars. "Well, I did wonders on my bear! He's being confirmed this Sunday!" the priest said. "My bear was in tears from the sermon I gave!" said the preacher. The two looked at the rabbi, and after deducing that he had failed, asked what happened. He replied "Okay, maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision." ------------------------------------------------------------------ A priest, rabbi, and preacher are fishing one day, and the priest decides to go get a Coke, but instead of rowing the boat to the shore, he gets out and walks across the water to the cooler. The preacher decides to go get a Coke too and copies the miracle performed by the priest. Astonished, the rabbi exclaims "This I must try!!" and gets out and falls into the lake. The priest and preacher look at each other and the priest says "Perhaps we should have told him about the rocks?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- How many men does it take to open a beer? -None, it should be open when she brings it to him. Wanna hear a great joke? -Womens' sports! __________________ Last edited by Radtgaeb; 02-01-08 at 10:37 PM.