President Bush was giving a speech in a Cornish Primary School one day, infront of a hundred or so children. Bush comes in surrounded by security and steps to the front, and says:
"Okay, before we begin, are there any questions you'd like to ask me?"
A little boy put his hand up in the front row.
"Yes sir, Mr President, my name is Billy and I have two questions. Why is it you're president of the United States when Mr Gore had more votes than you did, and where is Bin Laden?"
And with that, the school bell went for lunch, and all the children filed out to eat. An hour later, they reconvened, and once again, George Bush asks:
"Are there any other questions before we begin?"
And another boy puts up his hand.
"Yes sir, Mr President, I have four questions. Why is it you're president of the United States when Mr Gore had more votes than you did, Where is Bin Laden, Why did the school bell go twenty minutes early today, and where is Billy?"
