A redhead & a blonde pass a flower shop as the redhead spots her fella buying flowers.
Redhead says "Oh damnit, he always has expectations after buying me flowers.
I don't feel like spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air".
The blonde says ..."Don't you have a vase"
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One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend
Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,
"Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and
it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."
replied Rosita
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."*
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
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Two Scots, the best man Archie and the groom Jock are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.
'Ach, it's all going to be grand", says Jock. "I've everything organized already, the flowers, the church, the cards, the reception, the rings, the minister, and you've taken care of ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
"Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in," continued Jock.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw; you'll look pure deed smart in that!"
"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.
"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white....."
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