COMSUBPAC and COMSUBATL have both banned the production of onion soup as the outcome of excessive malodorous gas is a real problem aboard our subs. Crew have been know to refuse to close hatches to dive due to the odors emanating from within the boat. Crewman on deck have spontaneously volunteered to serve double deck watch tours as they don't want to go down into the stink...
You have been warned..
