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Originally Posted by TarJak
SWEDISH coach operators are concerned about a big increase in dwarf crime. Gangs of thieves are reportedly sneaking dwarves inside large sports bags into the luggage holds of the coaches - and once inside, they slip out of their hiding place and ransack the belongings of other pax. A spokesman for the Stockholm police said: “We are looking at our records to identify criminals of limited stature.”
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Send in the elves! And the orks!!! They'll put a stop to this madness!