When my wife complains about the noise I look at her with a straight face and say...
"yeah we do need to discuss the noise as a matter of fact... We are in the middle of a depth charge attack and we are rigged for silent running here... The rest of the crew and I would appreciate your silence."
She just stands there looking at me
"in serious, do you want to be responsible for tommy finding us?!"
Still looking at me she says "who's tommy?"
I respond "shhh I'm serious! I Weill not hesitate to launch you out of a torpedo tube as surface debris if you don't keep the noise down."
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