on a grim and stormy night, the following FT from a german U-Boat is deciphered on a british radio monitoring station...
"TO: BDU
DONT LIKE MY PERISCOPE. THE CROSSHAIR COLOUR LOOKS LIKE IN TRASHY 1930'S SCIENCE-FICTION MOVIE. PLEASE PREPARE A MORE CLASSIC COLOUR TO BE INSTALLED WHEN I ARRIVE IN PORT. WOULD PREFER OAK-BROWN OR ANTHRACITE. FOR THE NIGHT I FANCY IVORY, A BRIGHT BEIGE TONE OR SILVER.
BETWEEN AM23 AND BE56, 6 EELS, 1/2 HAM, 7 BANANAS
U46"
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