16/01/1943
2nd sortie of the day
Goering: Acthung, keep thiz new aircraftz in one pieze!
Dowly: can't make promises
Kratos: I keep my mouth shut....
HunterICX: Oooh..goodie...Stalin sends PE2 aircraft!
Dowly: Stalin must be in a nice mood then
Xabbarus: give any of them in my gunsight this instant and I shoot them
Kratos: Lets hope no one has me in the gunsight today.
Radio chatter -
HunterICX: Seeying anything?
Kratos: Nothing yet.
HunterICX: why do I have the feeling I'm always on front?
Xabbarus: We simply cant risk the you mistake us for the enemy again.
HunterICX: great.....
Dowly: Na NA na naaaaaa
HunterICX: Dang! those PE2's are high up there! see them
Dowly: I see also a lot of fighters below them!
Kratos: Ow boy, this looks nasty!
Xabbarus: looks more like fun to me
Dowly: attacking the fighters
Kratos: Attacking with fingers crossed
HunterICX: climbing higher to catch them PE2's
Xabbarus: trying to follow.
Dowly: get...in..my..sight.....dang it...
Dowly: Gah...<Machine gun rattling>
Dowly: got one!
Kratos: Nice one, mate!
Kratos: now..where is...<bullet impacts>
Dowly: watch out , they are behind you!
Kratos: Felt it...dang...<engine failing> Oh...this doesnt sound good
Dowly: you really are unlucky.
Kratos: Nah...I think its my task to piss off Goering.
Kratos: theres the ground.
Kratos: Arfhhhh....Now...off to ask that nice lady over there to borrow her car.
HunterICX: have them PE2's in range
Dowly: Dang dang dang I,m hit! I,m Hit!
HunterICX: Blasted, there goes our second fighter
Xabbarus: Goering is going to kill us.
Dowly: bailing outta here!
Dowly: Aircraft, go away! No, dont drop ontop of me! Go AWAAAAAAAY!
Xabbarus: <bullet impacts> dammit! blast it!
HunterICX: you alright there Xabbarus?
Xabbarus: No, going down..toooo fast!
HunterICX: Bail out!
Xabbarus: cant...reach...the.....
HunterICX: Xabbarus?!!!!
Xabbarus: Stop yelling will you!
HunterICX: are you ok?
Xabbarus: I have the feeling I'm a lot shorter now.
HunterICX: finally, I got you PE2!
HunterICX: <machine gun rattling> say hello to my little friends
Russian rear gunner: Screw you, komrad! <Machin gun firing>
HunterICX: you little %$@!
HunterICX: I'm screwed...losing power here.
HunterICX: <Unhealthy engine sound> Better get this bird on the ground
Back at base -
Goering: <German foul language> FOUR AIRCRAFT!!!! YOU ARE A DISCRACE FOR THE LUFTWAFFE!
Kratos: Calm down ya fecka
Goering: %$"@ YOU!!!!!
HunterICX: It wasnt our fault sir!
Goering: NO?! WAS IT STALINS FAULT?
Dowly: can we go now?
Xabbarus: yeah, I have to see a doctor
Dowly: Xabbarus, you are a lot shorter now.
Xabbarus: shut up dowly.....
Goering: NOW WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THOSE AIRCRAFT!
Kratos: buy us new ones.
HunterICX: yeah, and while your at it...a new combat uniform too
Goering: GET OUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
end of Patrol 4