Well if they're not in Portsmouth doing wingless aerobatics, they're in Biscay scaring your watch crew.. Flugzeug gesichtet!! Alaaarm!!....one quick look through the ops scope... friendlies! dammit, auftauchen, did anyone get that plane's number? coz they're buying the drinks when we get home....
or they decide to bomb Bristol, just when you're in the middle of the port lining up to sink an auxiliary cruiser...
They not only stole my credit but nearly sunk me too

oddly enough they did manage to miss all the neutral American ships...