I checked the Internet and saw my flight was delayed for 15 minutes now I'm here I've been told it's canceled.
And now the punchline -
This is not good enough.
Well my dear, there is a crashed plane on the runway. I'm sorry this has caused your flight to be canceled, by the way, grow up up you arrogant person.
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. 
To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT! 
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