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Old 01-14-08, 02:02 PM   #7
Blacklight
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Last night, I ran into a nice big juicy convoy heading toward the English Channel. I observed them for a few hours and discovered that there were no escorts at all !!!

I used up ALL my ammunition (torpedoes, deck gun shells, machine gun bullets) and created the largest artificial reef in the world !!!

I only 3 small merchants escaped the slaughter (on fire) because I ran out of things to shoot at them.

Yep. I did the environmentalists proud. Think of all the coral, sponges, and fish species that will now have the undersea equivalent of Manhatten to live in !! When I get back from my patrol, I will be happy to recieve that letter of praise from Greenpeace as the first "Environmentally friendly U-Boat captain"

P.S... I'm sure that massive oil and diesel slick on the surface must have burned off by now. :rotfl:
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