You know.. this can cause problems for you when you get home.
"Yeah ! You know the Nelson ? Well three days ago, I sunk that sucker with one shot !!! You should have seen that thing go up like a fireworks display ! Blew the whole thing apart !! It was incredible ! I'm sure she'll make an EXCELLENT artificial reef for all those fish down there and all the tonnage she's worth ! Man ! I deserve a MEDAL for finding and sinking that ship !! Now how about giving me that renown ?"
"Oh really ? Then how come we have these reports and these pictures that were taken just an hour ago of "The Nelson" is sitting in port right now taking on supplies ?"
"Ummmm"