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Originally Posted by Foxtrot
Obama? But he got a funny name so he must be a terrorist
You get the picture?
Ellison was elected. The story pushed through Hillbilly circles much like this...
Toothless moron 1: "some nigra hads been er electud and weres promisin to launch Jihad by swearin on da cuhran".
Toothless moron 2: "Well Bobby, wat dis nigra's name?"
Toothless moron 1: "merst be dat Usama one, I seens him on somethin during da wrastlin commericals, he be on Tv often..reckon must be him"
Toothless moron 2: "By golly, yous must be rights, I's gonnas tells evrybody!"
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Not exactly, being from the Ozarks, I know a great deal about being a hillbilly.
It was more like this:
Toothless moron 1: Those Yankee idiots have elected a jihad supporing Muslim who likes to hang out with Lewis Farahakan.
Toothless moron 2: Isn't he that anti-Semitic jerk who wears the funny suits?
Toothless moron 1: Yeah, the Nation of Islam get-up.
Toothless moron 2: I'm not really excited about Shria law. Thank God for the 2nd amendment.
Whatever....
However, if you are using the enlightened election of Keith Ellison to show what dummies we hillbillies are, I have grave concerns about your other political choices.