An airliner connected to the Internet? Well, I can't imagine what it is going to do to the poor 787's ego to find that it is getting emails saying that it needs its penis enlarging. One minute it's a Fruedian phallic symbol, next minute it's feeling inadequate and wishing it had eight engines. I can see it now: 'Ladies and gentlemen, we apologise for the delay to flight 412 to Atlanta, the aircraft is depressed and will not come out of the hangar.'
Chock