[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Brag

Nein, mein liber Freund, non, mon cher ami, hapana rafiki yango, nyet, moy dorogoi drug, no, meo amigo.

But I spikest English bezt.

Si, he has to use the lingo because he's writing from Vigo. It's an 'undercover' thing.

Note to Balz from Russian admirer Biziat Jakanov: Jur Engliz is werdy gud, kamerad. I cud be fooled myzelf from thinkink ju might be Amerikaner.