Not one-legged, but nine-fingered. I had my left ring finger shot off during the war (Iran vs. Iraq). I fought for Iran at the time, and lost it at Basra when some bawdy bastard decided he'd have a go at me. Fortunately, he was pretty much cooked when he started running away from me, and I then fired a few revolver rounds into his back.
Gets kind of annoying after a while. Do you ever have "phantom itches"? I get those things and I just HATE them.
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