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Originally Posted by Mush Martin
I Wish that future sims would merge all branch's into a wonderful "second life of the second world war" where you can be rosie the
rivetter , albert speer, Ike or Johnny frost in the air on the ground
and at sea. and where when you spend your weekend sailing
a virtual convoy across the ocean you get payed huge money because
telepresence allowed you to be working a real convoy of goods at the
sametime as you played allowing us all to make a living in playing our
favourite sims (except rdp)
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Granted...You emerge from the telepresence transmorgifier as Hilary Rodham the riveter. After an exhausting day of riveting you fall asleep in the cargo hold of a liberty ship bound for Guadalcanal. The ship is torpedoed 175 miles west of Espirtu Santo but you manage to survive by clinging onto a large barco lounger. After several days of drifting northward you are swallowed by a gigantic whale. The whale endures a bad case of indigestion but continues on its migratory route north. As the whale approaches Honshu it is spotted by several Japenese fishing vessels. It is soon surrounded and harpooned. The fishermen bring the whale aboard and cut open the carcass. That's when you are discovered and taken prisoner, but not before the fishermen have their way with you.
I wish TteFAboB didn't mess up my last wish. You got to admit that was a heck of a wish. And how someone could be so inconsiderate as to replace Catherine Zeta Jones feeling all mellow and loose from the wine with a cackling agressive Hilary sloppy drunk on Bud is just beyond me. Why would you do that? I wish to have my last wish back.