"But why, Mr. Toaster? Why? Why did you send me all the free and hot porn that drove my wife away?"
*silence*
"ANSWER ME, DAMMIT!"
*silence*
"Wait! What are you doing with that toast?"
*silence*
"Oh God! No! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!!!!"
*DING!*
"NOO!!! THE TOAST IS BURNED!!! DAMN YOU, MR. TOASTER! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!"
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