He'll listen to your complaint for about 2 seconds...
Then it'll take about 5 seconds for the DD crew to stop doing this:
....................... :rotfl:
And then the last thing you see will be a bunch of muzzle flashes or if you're very lucky you might just hear someone yelling "Mediiiic!" before the lights go out.....
The PD thing is not a bad idea though, but you'd better be having rough weather