These three ropes walk into a bar.
There is a sign over the bar that says "We don't serve ropes"
So the first rope walks up the bar and says, "Hey bartender ! Gimme a beer"
The bartender says "I'm sorry sir. You'll have to leave. We don't serve ropes here."
So the seccond rope walks up the the bar and tries to act tough, "Yo bartender. Gimme a beer !"
The bartender says "We don't serve ropes !!" and has the bouncer toss the rope out.
So the third rope ties himself all up and messes up his hair and walks in...
"Hey bartender ! Gimme a beer !"
The bartender eyes him suspiciously and says "Hey buddy ! Are you a rope ?"
"Nope... I'm a frayed knot !!!"
:rotfl:
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