man walks into a bar with a dog and orders a drink.
the guy next to him says, hey buddy, does your dog bite?
No, he's a really friendly animal, never bit anyone.
So the guy reaches down and pats the dog. It bites his hand quite hard.
Ow, he yells, i thought you said your dog didn't bite!
It's not my dog, answered the man.
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"Enemy submarines are to be called U-Boats. The term submarine is to be reserved for Allied under water vessels. U-Boats are those dastardly villains who sink our ships, while submarines are those gallant and noble craft which sink theirs." Winston Churchill
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