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Stealth Hunter · 12-11-07, 04:48 PM

* Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them looks up and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"

* A man and his friend are going on a hunting trip. As they're walking along, his friend stumbles and falls down a steep embankment. The man, quickly reacting runs down to see if he's OK. The friend shows no response. The man pulls out a cell-phone and dials 9-1-1 for help. "I THINK MY FRIEND'S DEAD!" cries the man. "It's OK, sir. Just don't panic. Make SURE your friend is dead first before you claim that," says the 9-1-1 operator. As she sits at her desk, she nearly jumps out of her skin when a loud and startling gunshot goes off over the phone. The man comes back on and says, "Now what?"

12-11-07, 04:48 PM	#1
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	GAME: Post Your Jokes * Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them looks up and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" * A man and his friend are going on a hunting trip. As they're walking along, his friend stumbles and falls down a steep embankment. The man, quickly reacting runs down to see if he's OK. The friend shows no response. The man pulls out a cell-phone and dials 9-1-1 for help. "I THINK MY FRIEND'S DEAD!" cries the man. "It's OK, sir. Just don't panic. Make SURE your friend is dead first before you claim that," says the 9-1-1 operator. As she sits at her desk, she nearly jumps out of her skin when a loud and startling gunshot goes off over the phone. The man comes back on and says, "Now what?"