12-11-07, 04:00 PM
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Silent Hunter 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Swansea
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Originally Posted by Blacklight
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Understand sand and ash all over the floors and in the carpets... Ya right, you will be darn lucky if she only decides to crucify you on the front lawn.
I would suggest building yourself a sandbox in the back yard and playing in it instead, that way she will just think your crazy. 
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Well, she already thinks I'm crazy, so that's half the battle. I guess since I'll have to actually go OUTSIDE to take the soil and ash and rock samples, I'll need to design and build a space suit too. (She'd probably expect that from me anyway. Same thing with the neighbors  . Since I'm also an expreimental musician, they're used to strange, horrifying sounds coming out of this room when the windows are open so I'm sure me walking around the backyard in a space suit would be nothing new to them)
The other problem I'll have to overcome is my wife forcing me OUT of the spacecraft multiple times in flight.
"I'm sorry dear ! I can't take out the garbage !!! I'm 500+ miles above the Earth !!! STOP TEARING MY SPACESHIP APART !!! THERE'S NOTHING BUT COLD VACUME OUT THERE !!!! HOUSTON !!! MAYDAY !!! YAAAAAAAAA !!!!!  " Yeah... that'll go over real well ! |
Assure your wife that your expedition is for the good of the relationship. Or get her to join the "million miles high" club 
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Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
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