I'm kind of hoping that Xenu escapes from his prison and comes back to Earth, then we could all join together and have a proper War on Terror. Just make sure you watch out in case you live near any volcanoes. There is one small fly in the ointment for Xenu, which is probably why he hasn't returned yet - since you can't get spares for Douglas DC-8s anymore, does he go with the Airbus A380, or the Boeing 747-400?
Anyway, I'm off now to audit some of my Body Thetans (TM) :rotfl:
A message from Xenu:

Chock