Reminds me of a joke I once heard (I'll attempt to tone it down to an acceptable level whilst trying not to lose it's meaning)
A little girl visited Santas Grotto in a large store one day. She sat on his knee and Santa asked..."Tell me little girl, what would you like for Christmas this year"?
The little girl said "I'd like some hairs on my thingymajig"
Santa said "Do you not mind if they're white"?
<simply meant as a joke Kaleuns>
