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Sailor Steve · 12-05-07, 07:51 PM

Well, now he has a choice:

1) Be tried for stealing the neighbors' cow, or

2) Be tried for shooting off-limits wildlife.

Reminds me of a story I read once: A man drives through an intersection at the last possible second, and a cop pulls him over. Before the cop can even open his mouth, the man says "You can't stop me for running that light! It was still yellow when I entered the intersection! In fact, it was still yellow when I passed the other side!"

The cop smiles and says "Yes, but you were going 30 miles per hour over the speed limit when you did it."

12-05-07, 07:51 PM	#7
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well, now he has a choice: 1) Be tried for stealing the neighbors' cow, or 2) Be tried for shooting off-limits wildlife. Reminds me of a story I read once: A man drives through an intersection at the last possible second, and a cop pulls him over. Before the cop can even open his mouth, the man says "You can't stop me for running that light! It was still yellow when I entered the intersection! In fact, it was still yellow when I passed the other side!" The cop smiles and says "Yes, but you were going 30 miles per hour over the speed limit when you did it." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo