[_Seth_]

Followin letter just left the mailbox. It was signed by me:

Dear Santa

I know i have been wishing for many things over the past years, from a hottub filled with female supermodels, to a real VIIC u-boat.. Since you have problems delivering such items, due to lack of interest in my personal well-beeing, i hereby declare that i never will believe in you again.

BTW: I dont know if you have heard about the gang called the "GWX-Crew"; i'll guess you have'nt, since you are still using that old sled to deliver the presents instead of a milchkuh. I regret to inform you that there is a new Santa in town; Santa Lehmann. He delivers joyfull experiences to all of the children in the conning tower, and you are just an old fart compared to him & rest of the GWX-dev's.
So, my final words to you, ex-Santa:

Drop dead.


Kind regards
Dan
AKA
_Seth_
Subsim Moderator