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1. Learn how to swim.
2. Make sure you pass out water wings to all your crew (Make sure they're the ones with the little duckies on them. The duckies make them float better). Make SURE they're handed out especially if you're on your seccond outting or later. Diapers may also be a must for some crews.
3. Get swearing, cursing, and waving your arms around in exasperation down to a science.
4. Don't try to secure or eliminate Bernard as this will still somehow result in disaster for you and your crew in some shape or form.
5. Keep your finger on the "Crash Dive" button throught your whole mission.
6. Make sure you have a good store of food and drink at hand due to the fact that you won't want to leave your computer ever again.
7. Stay out of Der Kanal !
8. STAY AWAY FROM THE BRITISH COAST OR THE ENGLISH CHANNEL !
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1. like a navy seal
2. duckies...and little sharks...you know kids, diapers...are in one of those filing cabinets with the navigator
3. like a sailor, like an old sailor, and like an LSO respectively
4. keeping my distance, and a hand grenade next to my bunk.
5. getting to that, when theres not less than 70 M of water beneath me
6. Eating ramen noodles and MRE's as we speak
7. found out the hard way... and is now avoiding
8. repeat #7
thanks pen.
looking forward to applying it...eventually