BUSH: "Look soldier, I got you a brand new T-shirt! Isnt it cool?"
SOLDIER: "You gotta be *******ing kidding me!?"
EDIT:
Oh wait! Elite_hunter didnt mention that it is Bush who is given the shirt by the Veteran, not Bush giving the shirt to the Veteran.
"President Bush is presented a T-shirt from Lcpl. Isaac Gallegos during a visit to the Center for the Intrepid at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio, Texas, November 8, 2007."