You folks in the UK who have weapons will play in to the hands of the burglar and you go to prison, what you need is fish a big one.
Note the man on the left.
Result the burglar will look like a right fool in court.
PS: Once you clubbed the burglar cook the fish.
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Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017.
To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!