That reminds me of something I once did in an exam at college. It was a marketing examination, and the question was, 'Define Marketing', my answer, for which I got into trouble was:
Marketing is the dark art of putting a previously unreleased song on the B side of a single, that way, fans have to buy both the single
and the album the single is from, only to find that the previously unreleased track, was previously unreleased because it was crap. That's what marketing is.
In the actual final marketing exam, I passed with a score of 96 percent:rotfl:
Chock