Granted, but since you obviously can't hold your pee for two days and you can't get to the bathroom you have to pee all over yourself, after which you get thrombosis for laying still for so long and in severe pain forget about this stupid wish and move most agitatedly to the nearest hospital, where a sadist nurse stuffs gauze in your mouth and then proceeds to give you an irreparable amateur sex change surgery, without anesthesia. Wait a minute, nevermind the last part, this is supposed to be a crushed dream! Alright then, the sex change surgery fails and you're still the same sex.
I wish I were Chuck Norris.
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"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand
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