[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by Skybird

After the cold war, the era of MAB began: mutual assured bashing. Shopping malls perfected it with slogans like "two bashings for the price of one, and one roll over for free if you bash them before tuesday next week". A new caste of warriors emerged as well, the socalled Bashistas, fearful wordslingers who gather in huge parliamentary buildings, typically sitting or standing in round or half-round formations, and try to raise female bashers's attention by ripplefiring words of bashing at the competitors. We have bash-food, typically prepared in microwave ovens, often you feel incredibly bashed after having one of these. People get payed a regular income for signing a contract that allows master-bashers to bash them every day from 08 to 17 hours, and if you haven't gotten enough bashing from either your boss or your babe, you are free to join a hockey club were then you will be smashed, which adds a whole new quality to bashing, and optionally you can also vote for the floor being mopped up with you.

Great comeback, made me smile