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Old 10-26-07, 06:01 PM   #2
Chock
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If you are on a bus or train, you can write your name in the condensation on the window

If you are a graffiti artist, you can write 'I wish my girlfriend was this dirty' in the dirt on the back of a truck

If you are a Buddhist you can make the sound of one finger clapping

If you are a pianist, you can play Chopsticks, or at least half of it anyway

If you are the leader of a major world power, you can fire a nuclear ballistic missile

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