OK. try this line.
"Listen, honey. Everybody tells me you're a lousy lay, but I don't believe them. I said, "No! No! She's not like that at all."
You may be fresh and rude, but your defending her.
The other line I liked, I used whenever a girl wouldn't dance with me:
"No. I said you look Fat in those Pants!"
Only say that if you want to go home alone. It sure feels good when you say it though.
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