reaminds me of the "Seamus" character from family guy with wooden arms and legs when he was talking about seeing the giant fish called "daggermouth"
in a crusty old pirate voice...
"I saw daggermouth once... sure... it was dark. and raining. and my glasses were at lense crafters... and my eyes were sore and bloodshot from the chlorine from when i went swimming earlier that day.. BUT I SAW THAT FISH!!"
:rotfl:
the guys see this epic seamus character with his wooden peg arms and legs and they stare at him for a second
"were you in some kind of accident?!" they ask
seamus replies...
"no" he says sarcastically... "my father was a tree"