Better them then some stupid 1993 expansion team. This is our chance to save face from that horrible 1997 World Series loss against the other 93 expansion team the Marlins and this time we don't have Jose "the rapist" Mesa to blow it for us. Our bullpen should make short work of the Rockies. Of course I can always call the old humidor controversy in as well.
Seriously though, we will beat the Sox and I badly want to face Denver and beat you guys to a pulp since your football team has always been in a thorn in our side. Stupid John Elway