OH YEAH???
Well I've got you all beat.
It rains so hard on my boat... that we have to run the electrics all the time and the watch crew needs scuba gear.
Binoculars are simple ornamentation. I give my watch crew portable hydrophones. To heck with binoculars. Who needs 'em anyway?
It rains so hard... I don't order periscope depth anymore. I just keep yelling for the crew to surface the boat.
It rains so hard on my boat... I'm upgrading my crew with gills and fins.
Beat THAT!!!:p
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