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Originally Posted by Frostyvegi
Shove Bernard butt-first into the aft torpedo tube and feed him beans for the entire trip..
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On board a british destroyer...
DD Sonar Operator: "Sonar contact, bearing 350 short range... possibly submerged"
DD Capt: "Can you identify the sound?"
DD Sonar Operator: "Ummm, im stumped... i think its a whale... giving birth"
DD Capt: "What? seriously?"
DD Sonar Operator: "Perhaps you had better listen sir"
DD Capt: "Myyyyyy God"
DD Lookouts: "Sir! Dead fish! their surfacing everywhere around us!"