[Kapitan_Phillips]

Listen people. I've noticed that Subsim has become a little more hostile over the time I've been gone. Now I've had a perfectly acceptable reason for being absent, I've been in America for the the first time in my life, specifically, Barnesville Georgia. I met the Subsim angel, Frau_Phillips.

But you know what? I'm back. And I wont stand for whats going on in Subsim right now. I see neo-Nazism for crying out loud. Its time to stop. I might not hold Moderator status, I might not hold much sway in this community, but damnit I'm making this pledge to all of you.

I'm here to maintain an absolutley hilarious environment. There will NOT be one day where I will go without bringing you people some form of giggle, that I promise.

Sermon over. This is Subsim, and I'm going to defend it to the end.