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Skybird · 09-05-07, 03:08 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6979295.stm
http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,504037,00.html

two German converts to the religion of peace and a Turk who already was born as a property of the religion of peace were arrested for planning blessed massmurder in the name of the religion of peace in Germany. During multiple simultaneous attacks on the airports of Frankfurt and the airbase at Ramstein, it was planned to praise peace by using explosive that would have equalled the destruction power of 750 kg of TNT (for comparison: in London or Madrid, forgot what the commentator wa smentioning, peaceful and reasonable terrorist had used around 130 kg). The suspects, initially cleverly identified as "men", had been unjustly observed by wicked, infidel Staatsschutz for several months, and their chemicals they intended to use in the name of the religion of peace had been replaced with thinned surrogates. Nevertheless, they said on TV, if uncountered this preaching of peace would have had the potential to bring hundreds of infidels closer to peace in heaven, in the name of the religion of peace, of course. Police said that this would have been the most powerful preaching of peace in europe ever, surpassing Madrid and London peace-ins easily. The preachers had been members of a germany-wide operating cultural information centre that helps to spread and explain the peacefulness in the religion of peace - there are said to be a couple of people on the ground and birds in the sky who still understand it all wrong - , and one or two of the suspects had been send to our close and trustworthy honest ally Pakistan to get taught there what peace really is, and what the tools of peace are.

This late afternoon, the interior minister said that the religion of peace is not to be put under suspicion, of course. I mean it is causing the thoughts of peace, and is lecturing thoughts of peace, and motivates these three suspects to act peacefully, so how could peace be anything evil. Well done, interior minister, you are a very wise and peaceful and reasonable man.

Peace to all of you!

Yes, I mean that serious.

Really.

You could believe me, it's not meant as a bitter joke.

09-05-07, 03:08 PM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,637 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Peace had come to Germany, but was rejected. How insulting! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6979295.stm http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,504037,00.html two German converts to the religion of peace and a Turk who already was born as a property of the religion of peace were arrested for planning blessed massmurder in the name of the religion of peace in Germany. During multiple simultaneous attacks on the airports of Frankfurt and the airbase at Ramstein, it was planned to praise peace by using explosive that would have equalled the destruction power of 750 kg of TNT (for comparison: in London or Madrid, forgot what the commentator wa smentioning, peaceful and reasonable terrorist had used around 130 kg). The suspects, initially cleverly identified as "men", had been unjustly observed by wicked, infidel Staatsschutz for several months, and their chemicals they intended to use in the name of the religion of peace had been replaced with thinned surrogates. Nevertheless, they said on TV, if uncountered this preaching of peace would have had the potential to bring hundreds of infidels closer to peace in heaven, in the name of the religion of peace, of course. Police said that this would have been the most powerful preaching of peace in europe ever, surpassing Madrid and London peace-ins easily. The preachers had been members of a germany-wide operating cultural information centre that helps to spread and explain the peacefulness in the religion of peace - there are said to be a couple of people on the ground and birds in the sky who still understand it all wrong - , and one or two of the suspects had been send to our close and trustworthy honest ally Pakistan to get taught there what peace really is, and what the tools of peace are. This late afternoon, the interior minister said that the religion of peace is not to be put under suspicion, of course. I mean it is causing the thoughts of peace, and is lecturing thoughts of peace, and motivates these three suspects to act peacefully, so how could peace be anything evil. Well done, interior minister, you are a very wise and peaceful and reasonable man. Peace to all of you! Yes, I mean that serious. Really. You could believe me, it's not meant as a bitter joke. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.