Not to mention pressure hulls that collapse on a whim, while Scotty (I don't know the name of the official engineer in charge of damage reports, so Scotty works) reports that the sub is in good condition... with not a hint of "Sir, you might not want to dive this deep..."
P.S.: In no way to I intend this as a slur against Scotty... 'cause if there's any engineer out there who would give me an accurate synopsis of the condition of my boat, it'd be Scotty, God rest his soul, both fictional and non.
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