Actually I think we'd need a new Titanic disaster, something to get rid of a whole load of celebrities at once.
Imagine putting Paris Hilton, Britney and K-Fad, Brangelina, Donald Trump, Roman Abramovich, Lindsey Lohan and whoever on a ship and let it crash into an iceberg.
Good thing is that today's celebs are not victorian era gentlemen, so this time the fatality rate among the first class passengers would be higher.
I don't suppose P.Diddy or 50 Cent would have women and children have his seat in the life boat, don his tux and go to the salon to drink a good cognac, smoke a cigar and die with style.
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