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Originally Posted by HMCS
I think that the most popular dish on death row is Cheesburgers, fries and a coke. Not bad, really.
For me, if they're going to presume to kill me, then they gotta work for it.
1. Champagne (expensive)
2. A nice cheese and fruit plate.
3. More champagne.
4. A bottle of Chateux Lafite Roschild 1945
5. Pasta course: a nice spicy Sicilian-style pasta
6. Meat course: A nice petit mignon or prime rib. It's gotta be marbled "just so". Medium.
7. Dessert: My mum's Blackberry Cobbler
8. Nice Havana Cigars and an old port.
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If you are "lucky" enough to be killed in a state that allows last meals, the cooking is done by the prison staff or inmates. Tobacco / alcohol is banned.
You get:
1. Water (not very expensive)
2. Red Cheddar and a apple
3. More water
4. A cup of water 2007
5. Spaghetti Hoops
6. Meat course: Burger
7. Dessert: My fellow inmates' first attempt at Blackberry Cobbler
8. Nice rolled up paper and an old orange juice.
9. Unnatural Death
T.I.P. not on bill.