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Originally Posted by Brag
To Gross Admiral Raeder (Eyes only)
From BDU -- Urgent!
Dear Admiral,
Has your staff studied the implications of sending Balz to Portsmouth?
What if the egomaniac succeeds?
Can you imagine Balz as the Bull of Porstmouth? Or worse: The Great Portsmouth Hoochie-woochie, grand phoobah of the 7 seas?
He has already given Der Fuhrer the hoochie-woochie palsy. After Balz's return you will be saddled with hosting and feting the miserable beggar!
Awaiting your final disposition before issuing sailing orders. U-53 should be completing refit within 10 days.
Respectfuly,
Doenitz.
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TO: Adrimal Doenitz (eyes only)
RE:
Kptlt J.S. Balz
Yes we have studied the implications of sending the Kptlt to Portsmoth. The Hood Being sunk would greatly affect british morale. He also shall be retired from active service after his sucessfull mission. I hear there is a posting for a naval liason officer in the Luftwaffe - let Goreings boys deal with him!!
The Mission still stands!! I have full faith in Balz (although his ego beign bigger then der pacific), He shall complete his mission sucessfully, I guarenntee it!! And don't worry about Hoochie Woochie. It will be broadcast on British freqiencies only!!!
Gross Adrimal Reader.